Think about it! It could be
the ultimate marketing tool a writer of horror could use to increase
sales.
"But that's horrible!"
I hear you say.
Sure it is. But perhaps
madness is closing in. Promotion is tough, you know!
IF YOU LOVE ME, YOU WILL
READ MY NOVEL.
or
READ IT BECAUSE YOU SEE I
HAVE THIS DEVIL DOLL I MADE AND...YES, I'M AFRAID THAT'S WHAT I NEEDED A LOCK
OF YOUR HAIR FOR...!
No, that's a bit heavy
handed. Voodoo is a non-starter. It just isn't right. BUT THEN AGAIN, HOW DO WE
KNOW THAT SOME AUTHORS HAVEN'T USED IT? HMMM?
But you can apply that to
anyone in any sort of competitive occupation, can't you?
I mean the next time
someone asks you to vote a certain way--look at their eyes. Do you see a glint
of madness? Are they wearing something that looks like a fetish?
And listen! Whatever you
do, if one day you find a dead chicken hanging over your front door, do
something about it! There's a lot of very good information on the internet!
Meanwhile, just relax, I'm
only having fun with you. It's just my way to kid around. But really, just for fun
when you have time, send me a lock of your hair?
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